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20 ways in which I am better than Jesus

Some people think that your Higher Genius wants you to be more like Jesus and there is considerable pressure to be as spiritual as Christ.  Now there are loads of ways that Jesus is better than me, but in several areas,  I can claim superiority.  You can make up your list. I can eat bacon. I always feel sorry for anyone who has not experienced bacon because their religion forbids it. Jesus was Jewish, so bacon was right out. I am alive (for now). Jesus for all his qualities is famous for dying whereas, if I have any fame, it is because I am alive. I exist. No one can doubt that Nick Farrell was a conspiracy of the Roman

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