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There is a lot of nonsense distributed on the world wide wibble about what an Adept will and will not do. Unlike some people I do not think an Adept is a superman or woman but is someone who is most themselves. They also have to be good at the magic system they use. However, for a laugh I have composed a list of 20 things an Adept would not do.




A ‘REAL’ Adept has NEVER:

  • owned an iPhone or any device made by Apple: Buying an iPhone is submitting your true will to that of the Apple Cult… a strangely inverted world where good is bad, bendy is strong, and you claim that you get what you pay for when you clearly don’t… an adept stoops not down to that darkly splendid void.
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  • Heard an entire song performed by either Justin Bieber, Craig David, One Direction, Miley Cyrus, The Jonas Brothers or James Blunt. A real Adept does not even know who they are.


  • Watched a reality TV show. Life is too short


  • Knows who the following people are: Paris Hilton Chanetelle, Lindsay Lohan, Jodan, Kerry Katona, Jade Goody, Peter Andre, Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizz, Britney Spears, Cheryl Cole, Jennifer Lopez, Kim Kardashian, Jennifer Aniston, Victoria Beckham or Kate Middleton.. I had to look them all up.



  • Name more than three famous sports people. Who cares?


  • Believe in an established political party. The are all evil fuckers who are only interested in lining their own pockets.



  • Tell people their grade or lineage. An adept does not need to feel important.


  • Be a racist or consider any established religion is superior to another. All things are One Thing, if you think you are better than one aspect of yourself you are completely fucked up.


  • Follow an extreme political ideology.


  • Threaten another occultist with a court action.


  • Make up a spiritual lineage or history.
  • Use their status to sleep with others or convince them to part with cash.


  • Be an addict of anything.


  • Fails to understand irony.


  • Fails to have a sense of humour.


  •   Listens to what they are told, but tests it all.
  • Is ignorant of history,


  • Has a stable or ordinary life.
  • Never creates a religion for other people to follow.
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  • Markets their path as if it was a product.



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3 thoughts on “20  THINGS AN ADEPT NEVER DOES

  1. FYI-“top scientists” are now saying that failure to recognise satire, irony and humour are early signs of alzheimers

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